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Wise man and a fool

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 11:04

There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool.

Categories: Logia

The art of being a slave

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 11:03

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master.

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Philosopher

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 11:02

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?

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Rich man's house

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 11:01

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

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Feeling

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:57

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

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I haven't got all day

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:56

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

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Weather

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:31

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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Present

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:30

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Status quo

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:30

The status quo sucks.

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Santa

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:20

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Religion

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:16

Religion is just mind control.

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Cynical person

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:10

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

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Bible

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:00

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam

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Authority

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 09:59

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

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Peace

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 09:58

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Dinner party

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 09:57

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

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Atheism

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 09:56

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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darwin ex machina

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 23:16

They’re all fools. Don’t worry. Darwin may be slow, but he’ll
eventually get them.

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approaching nervous breakdown

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 14:55

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

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Computers are useless

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 14:30

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers

Categories: Logia